Los 192 axiomas de los videojuegos de RPG

The Grand List Of Console Role Playing Game Clichés

There are few people who love a good console RPG more than I. Games like Final Fantasy, Grandia, and Skies of Arcadia set a standard of majesty and wonder and immersion that American game designers struggle, and usually fail, to match. And yet, as I play the latest masterpiece to come out of Japan I sometimes can't help the feeling that, somehow, I've seen it all before... WARNING! There are spoilers in here for many popular CRPGs. I mean, duh.

1. Sleepyhead Rule
2. "No! My beloved peasant village!"
3. Thinking With The Wrong Head (Hiro Rule)
4. Cubic Zirconium Corollary
5. Logan's Run Rule
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