"Por que no te callas?"

El Rey de España manda a callarse a Chávez:


SANTIAGO (AFP) - La Cumbre Iberoamericana finalizó este sábado en Chile con un fuerte altercado en el cual el rey de España, Juan Carlos I, pidió callarse al presidente venezolano, Hugo Chávez, en medio de un fuerte discusión que este último sostenía con el presidente del gobierno español José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero.

"¿Por qué no te callas?". Fue la frase del rey en momentos en que Chávez interrumpía a Rodríguez Zapatero, quien a su vez pedía respeto al gobernante venezolano por unas declaraciones previas que éste hizo contra el ex presidente del gobierno español José María Aznar....
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Cualquiera - Colbert

Stephen Colbert es un cómico, para mi no el mejor de todos, pero bastante popular aca, conduce un programa llamado "The Colbert Report", una mezcla de noticiero de las 11, Larry King Live y Seinfield. En su show entre otras cosas, edita lo que dicen los políticos para hacerlos salir mal, hace "sketchs" sobre noticias populares o simplemente habla las cosas mas ridículas que se le ocurren sobre una noticia de actualidad, de que es ocurrente, pues eso no lo niega nadie.
Página oficial.

La cosa es que este pseudo análista político/cómico con carisma de animador y carrera (truncada) de actor acaba de lanzar un libro llamado "I'm America (And So can You)" (Yo soy America [Y También Tú]) que supongo no vendió nada mal por que al parecer tan bien se está lanzando como candidato para las elecciones a presidente. (y tal parece que no es una broma).

Al final, no se que me parece más gracioso, que este payaso se lanze a la carrera política (y pueda ganar, por que tiene muchos seguidores) o que Bill Clinton termine como la primera dama.

Billy Cristal@GWU

Tonto Leo.

QEPD Colin McRae

Corredor y productor de videjuegos buenisimos, Colin McRae acaba de fallecer en un accidente en helicoptero en el que viajaba con su hijo de 5 años que tambien fallecio.

Que triste noticia.

Britney

Aca la prensa, los críticos y la gente en general esta destruyendo a Britney por su apararición en los premios MTV de hace una semana. Hablan por ejemplo de la de-sincronización de sus labios con la canción, la escenografía totalmente sin práctica o empeño y para rematar, le llaman gorda:

Que opinan?

QEPD Pavarotti

Opera great Pavarotti dead at 71
MODENA, Italy (AFP) — Legendary tenor Luciano Pavarotti died Thursday at his home in Italy aged 71, plunging the opera world into mourning for a singer whose crossover appeal turned him into a global superstar.

Hailed by many as the greatest tenor of his generation, Pavarotti passed away during the night at his villa near the northern city of Modena after a long battle with pancreatic cancer.

Chuck Norris

Aca los Americanos tienen mucho aprecio a este senor, aca algunos hechos interesantes sobre el:

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris has recently changed his middle name to "F***ing."

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

There are two kinds of people in this world: people who suck, and Chuck Norris.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Chuck Norris!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Chuck Norris is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's s**t.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up; he's pushing the Earth down.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard-rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from
cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying
"booyah".

Chuck Norris can mathematically make two wrongs equal a right.

When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck
said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back
five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up
a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Chuck Norris open you would find another Chuck Norris inside, only smaller and angrier.

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't muster up
the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris doesn't wet the bed, the bed gets scared of Chuck Norris and wets itself

"Ring the Alaaaaa...." plop!

"Beyonce stumbles during Orlando show
NEW YORK - Beyonce Knowles made a dramatic misstep when she fell face-first down a flight of stairs during a concert. Ever the stage professional, she got right up and continued her performance as if nothing had happened.

The 25-year-old singer — flipping her hair dramatically and wearing a long red trench coat and high heels — was performing her song "Ring the Alarm" during a concert Tuesday in Orlando, Fla., when she tripped and stumbled down several stairs.
Knowles quickly regained her footing, reclaimed her microphone and went on with the show."

Link, por si no funciona el video.

Benoit el asesino

A aquellos que les guste un poco la lucha libre, o por lo menos a los de mi generacion que vieron las luchas entre Hollywood Hogan, Goldberg y Sid Vicious en la WCW (despues para ser comprada por la WWE), deben acordarse Chris Benoit.
Recuerdo verlo tambien peleando en la WWE, era un loco.
Resulta que este senor ha asesinado a su mujer y a su hijo de 7 anios el fin de semana para despuer colgarse en el gimnasio de su casa.

El mundo esta bien loco, pense que su agresividad era parte del papel que interpretaba en el mundo de la lucha libre de entretenimiento.... paz en su tumba.

Papa

Bueno, el incidente del domingo ya paso, enterrado en mis recuerdos. Me enseño de que debo tener mas cuidado, y debo dejar de dormir tanto en el condenado Metro.
Para relajarnos, mejor pensemos en una figura pacifica, que tal el mas santo de los santos, el elegido de los hombres para hablar con Dios:

Cuidado niños, que puede ir por ustedes si no toman su sopa.

Eric Forman

Y si, se confirma que Topher "Eric Forman" Grace es Venom en la proxima de pelicula de Spider-Man.
No puedo creerlo.

Britney se afeito la cabeza

Literalmente:

El dia de Martín the Uber King!

Ayer fue feriado nacional, era del día de Martin Luther King Jr.
Para aquellos que quieran saber un poquito mas aca dejo un pedazo del articulo de Wikipedia:

El Reverendo Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. (15 de enero, 1929 - 4 de abril, 1968) fue un ministro de la iglesia bautista y un activista del Movimiento por los Derechos Civiles en Estados Unidos para los afroamericanos laureado con el Premio Nobel de la Paz. Organizó y llevó a cabo marchas por el derecho al voto, la no discriminación, y otros derechos civiles básicos. La mayoría de estos derechos fueron promulgados en las leyes de los Estados Unidos con la aprobación del Acta de los Derechos Civiles y el Acta de los derechos de votación. Es tal vez más famoso por su discurso "I Have a Dream (Yo tengo un sueño)" dado en frente del Monumento a Lincoln durante la Marcha en Washington por el trabajo y la libertad en 1963. King es recordado como uno de los mayores líderes y héroes de la historia de Estados Unidos, y en la moderna historia de la no violencia.

Aprovechamos con mis tios de ir a dar una vuelta, fuimos al Mall de Wheaton.
Lo mas rescatable de la visita fue el paseo por JC Penney.